Say What?

This New Years you will undoubtedly be drinking a few glasses of Champagne and/or Pinot Noir. I’ll bet you can’t say the following after imbibing.

1 Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex

2 Nope, no more wine for me

3 Sorry, but you’re not really my type

4 I am not a pimp for the Prince of Pinot

5 Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.

Northbay biz Vol 32, #13, 2007